massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.

lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.

by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008

Full-Colter

When you wear a single t-shirt with no pants or underwear on.

That dude is going full-colter! Rad!

by coloradowolf January 18, 2014

Nopter Copter

a fancy/ classy ass way for saying no

"hey, ummm, well, i really like you and i wa-a-as wondering if you wanted to go to the danc-"
"NOPTER COPTER"

by the cringey meme kid September 29, 2017

Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.

Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009

Colter

Usually a male. Cute and very good with girls also has an amazing body😍 All the girls will want a colter. Also a very good wingman

Who was that?

That was colter hot huh?

by Bruh2456 March 27, 2017

Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit

Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!

by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019

Snus Cooter

When a male (typically of swedish dissent) is performing cunninglus on a female partner and slips a snus from his upper lip into the folds of her labia and/or cervix. The mucus membrane of the vagina absorbs the nicotine causing a pleasurable tingling (or occasionally stinging) sensation, and pussy high.

Hey Byorn, I slipped Tone a snus cooter last night when I was piss drunk at 4 am. She is gonna have pussy cancer in a week because that shit was extra stark.

Hey Byorn, when Tone came home from hot yoga class last night she told me I had to go down on her before she took a shower, or she would punch me in the cock. I had to slip her a mint snus cooter because that thing smelled like a fish market in mid-July.

by SnusOrDie October 24, 2010