Cosmarchist

1. Believes that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

2. Believes that a pantheon of several gods watches over and guides the fate of the universe.
3. Actively promotes the view that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

He's a Cosmarchist, he believes the universe was created in billions of years by an interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, rather than in seven days with mud, talking snakes and rib woman.

Cosmarchists don't just have one god watching over you, they several watching over you; and guiding your fate.
I'm cosmarchist, have you heard the good news? There is a entity who offers you a path to enlightenment for acting like a human being.

by c88ryahthere July 18, 2012

cosmic latte

the color of the whole universe

dude a: "hey man, what color is the universe?'
dude b: "cosmic latte, son."

by karasaiser November 27, 2013

cosmarchy

Rulership over the entire world, with or by the devil.

He planed to impose his cosmarchy to the world.

by wildL July 16, 2016

cosmic interference

Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference

by Madam Fortune November 26, 2017

cosmic gay

A gay as large as the universe and will one day destroy the whole of existence.

Jake: you big gay.
Alex: you large gay.
Mike: you cosmic gay.
*existence dies*

by cosmic joe April 24, 2020

COSMICBLOB

COSMICBLOB is term for a person who never grew out of their Nintendo phase

"HOLY MAMAJAMARAMA IN A TURBINE EATING A SANDWICH WHILE POOPING BACKWARDS! THAT GUY'S A COSMICBLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEEPEEPOOPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by COSMICBLOB December 18, 2021

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022