consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009

Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

console kid

When a kid is so obsessed with console games that he refuses to say that many PC games are better and take more skill, even though he knows this is true deep down. He will get into huge arguments and starts name calling when losing the argument and almost always will say that MW2 on console is the best game ever even though any true gamer knows that game is trash (takes no skill, aim-assist galore) and real skilled games are games such as Halo 3 on 360 and CS 1.6, CSS, and COD4 on PC. Console kids do not include Halo 3 MLG pros. Halo 3 MLG Pros are usually highly respected by the PC gaming community and respect PC Pros as well. Console kids are usually the ones that suck at Halo 3, and resort to playing Call of Duty on 360 or PS3 because they could never play a game that takes skill.

console kid: OMG MW2 ON 360 TAKES SO MUCH SKILL MY RETICULE JUST GOT MOVED 12 FEET TO THE RIGHT BY THE COMPUTER TO KILL THAT GUY, IM SOOO PRO!!!
pc kid: Uh nice??? I just watched Team Fnatic win $10,000 Euros in a Pro Tournament on COD4 PC.
console kid: Well MW2 on 360 got dropped from MLG, and COD4 did too...
pc kid: What because MLG only has real games on their pro circuit? nuff said.

by wtflol1 July 24, 2010

Console War

The word 'console war' came about when a little competition broke into a petty argument caused by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others' consoles. The console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
Fanboys treat the console war as if it's a real war.

An argument between three types of fanboy:

"Nintendo is for kids!"
"Yeah, well Sony copied Nintendo's Gameboy with it's PSP!"
"Yeah! Well Microsoft are the richest company ever!"

by Arran January 3, 2005

coiso

portuguese word popularized by Gato Fedorento(best tv show ever)that can mean everything and nothing at the same time. its that magical word that brings meaning to life itself.

Guy1: bla bla bla
Guy2: coiso

by Xixas February 12, 2006

consoletard

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.

Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.

by thesisko September 8, 2013

consolize

The act of creating a PC game which contains console game design concepts or gameplay offering more instant gratification. These design concepts include, but are not limited to the following:

-Unlockables
-Less customization features
-Very little control for multiplayer hosts

Consolization can often be a result of porting a console game to PC and may often be accompanied by sloppy optimization and widespread technical issues of all kinds.

It may also less literally mean "cheapened" or "simplified" and can, as such, sometimes be applied even to certain console games.

"Man, those games used to be awesome, but lately they've just been consolized."

by Doopydoo22 September 5, 2007