cornfedmuskethead

A salt of the Earth man who is such an idiot that his intellect is less than one whose head has been replaced by the business end of a musket. Or, a person who is such an idiot that were said person's head blown off by a musket, their intelligence level would remain either unchanged, or actually improve.

"Dude. Really? Do you really think suppositories are applied orally? You really ARE one cornfedmuskethead."

by The REAL Bob the Dog January 13, 2014

cornered market

When a person, including corporations, ends in a unique place in which they can offer something before everyone can, sometimes that nobody else can.

Dragons AND incest? Who does not like any of those things? Damn that's a cornered market now

by kkkhris April 10, 2016

CORNED

To get totally wasted on American Corn Tradition (Vodka)

1.Fabian is so corned right now! He can't even stand straight
2.Man , I'm getting corned tonight

by ThinkingEmoji2000000 October 13, 2017

Cornfed

A large homosexual “biker” that rides a Yamaha cruiser.

“Look at that gay motorcycle coming towards us, that must be Cornfed.”

by 47 biker September 3, 2019

Cornedbeef Queef

Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.

Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.

By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.

by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019

Cornfed

Large but not unhealthy midwestern males typically have unusually muscular calves, and women typically have relatively large natural breasts

God damn did you see that O-lineman from Indian creek 6 feet of cornfed rage.

by #65 October 31, 2020

Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020