cornrows

a hairstyle worn by allen iverson... dey are soo sexy.

mmm hiz cornrows b makin muh mouf water

by SeXXi KaY KaY April 26, 2005

cornrow

when you take a girl into the middle of a corn field and put it in her ass and her vagina

guy: We shud hang out this weekend. I can cornrow you if thats what your into.
girl: Just because we live in South Dakota doesn't mean I dig that sort of thing.
guy: For shitcicle?

by shitcicle January 10, 2008

cogfrontation

Noun - Fusion of "cognitive" and "confrontation." Occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.

Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?

Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.

by Martin Price December 13, 2008

Final confrontation

The final confrontation in a piece of fiction is when the main protagonist has to face the main villain. Final confrontations are usually built up and become rivalries when the protagonist tries to be reasonable with a character and they don't take it too tell, become the villain. Compare this to the transparent villain who was mean all along.

Some final confrontations are:

1. The antagonist has been hiding something from the protagonist during the entire length of the plot. The protagonist finds news articles detailing the antagonist's shady past.

2. The protagonist has to face a self-truth and their connection to the villain.

3. When the protagonist has completely exposed the villain as fraudulent, the villain makes a sociopathic verbal vow to ruin the protagonist villain once and for all. It's the "I trusted you" speech.

Person: Gabriel and Montreux are having a bit of a scuff.
Other person: What's going on???
Person: Oh, they're having a final confrontation.

by Lea Blair October 11, 2013

cogfrontation

Noun - Fusion of cognitive and confrontation ; occurs when a person imagines having a confrontation with another person; often involves the cogfronter winning an imaginary argument with the cogfrontee.

Source: Martin Price, Charleston, SC

Person #1: Hey, what are you going to say to that guy who called you a loser?

Person #2: I don't know--I think I'll have a cogfrontation with him before I actually say anything.

by Martin Cheere Price December 30, 2008

Corrosive Backbone

A cut underneath your penis.

My zipper cut my dick and now I have a corrosive backbone.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018