conkers deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, ie. deeply penatrative sex.

"Where's S-Dogg?"
"He went home for the weekend, meeting some girl to get conkers deep"

by ReverandWill February 3, 2007

cockerill

A boy usually under the age of 18 who has wildly devoleped faster than his pears. This boy usually has a lot bigger penis than other boys his age.

Hey, Johny has been such a Cockerill lately.

by Areil October 9, 2007

cooker

A male hooker. Abbreviation of Cock Hooker

When Alex heard that Garret was a cooker, he invited him and his friend over for a roast.

by Dr.Theo March 22, 2011

Cockeroy

Someone with a huge penis

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!

by John12345657 November 16, 2010

mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

cokerized

To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.

I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.

by Romulox September 20, 2006

gas cooker

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

by polruan April 13, 2010