A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
by The author of dirty September 7, 2016
Get the the constantine mug.Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
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Get the Julia Constantelos mug.The constant by which any number used in a sentence must be divided in order to be realistic or accurate. The exact level of the constant depends on the speaker's tendency to exaggerate.
"I know Pamela said that she took 550 shots of tequila last night, but when you divide by the Pamela constant she really only had 2."
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