confictional

When you talk with conviction but what you're saying is completely made up, unreasonable, of warped logic or completely untrue... then you are talking with confiction. You may well be very convincing or compelling, but it's all nonsense and you're talking out of your arse. A synonym: bullshit. But if you want a word to use in more polite conversation, use: 'confiction'.

Them: 'There's a whole island out there where they do experiments on aliens and make clones.'
The rest of everyone: 'You talk with such confiction you'd swear the sun can talk - stop making up such confictional nonsense!'

by Writer Woman March 5, 2023

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

conflate

To blend or fuse together two or more sets of information, texts, ideas or opinions into one, often in error.

The results of the tests were conflated

by The definernator August 4, 2023

Confectionately

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023

Collatious

Collatious is a new term for the word Collateral, meaning a series of Collateral damages, like if someone was using Collateral Damage all the time they would be considered 'Collatious'

That person was very Collatious towards their approach when holding something against someone or some persons or some companies

by Uxman January 30, 2026

conflatedisainedstregidpeachcurbuslaxfused

When one is feeling so many emotions that a single word won't do, combine some syllables from all of them.

Truly, the experience had me conflatedisainedstregidpeachcurbuslaxfused.

by photographers-writing-studio September 25, 2024

Cloinflation

The process of being exploded into gore and confetti by a clown.

Hey did you hear what happened to John?
No? What happened?
He's into Cloinflation now, y'know like getting blown up into gore an confetti... Real nasty.

by TabbyLad November 11, 2024