Comcasted

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To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

by mrobz September 9, 2016

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compact titties

It's when you're not really sure if she has big titties or if they just look big because she has a small frame

Friend: "Bro, I'm not sure if she has big titties or not? It could be because she's hella tiny."
Me: "I wouldn't say that they're big but there nice for her body. I would say compact."
Friend: "That's a good word for it bro. Compact titties! You should add that to Urban Dictionary."

by Ayewavybaby March 7, 2018

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Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude April 14, 2018

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