Cambodian Phone Call

The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.

"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."

by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013

Cambodian Lego

A land mine. Just like Lego bricks, they really hurt when you step on them.

Phuong stepped on cambodian lego. It hurt almost as much as stepping on real lego bricks.

by myPseudonymIsGreat October 19, 2017

Cambodian Water Hole

Where she pisses in your mouth and you hold it inside, then you give her anal and nut in her butthole. You carefully spit the piss into her butthole and mix it in with your dick.

Babe I want to try something new and extra kinky...Something like...the Cambodian Water Hole

by Big boy buckeroos September 12, 2018

Cambodian throat punch

When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.

Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.

Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.

by Sir cuckstein December 9, 2019

Cambodian hot pocket

When u Dutch oven yourself and partner during sex

I did a Cambodian hot pocket last night

by magic mahoney April 17, 2020

Commianist

A person who does stupid shit without thinking about bc they are so called “bored” not only that they are shinji kinnie who think they are pathetic 99% of the time :)) mostly the name comes from the word Bc it’s has mia

Oh wow their goes a Commianist!

by NotnanaBanana November 26, 2021

kid comedian

A dumbass child whomst says a joke around an adult who laughs and the child would notice then continue to say the same joke over and over again every 10 minutes seeking, once again, the approval of said adult.

You are allowed to punt a kid comedian

by ThisIsSoSad June 7, 2018