commissioning

1/ Process of being given authority to act.

2/ The Job description Given Commissioner Gorden (one of Batmans best Homies).

1/ Mick; "this is so exciting, i have been given a commisioning to go out and eat all of the blueberries in the world, by god himself!"

2/ C.G; "It says nothing about wearing leather OR spandex in my Job Description Batman! look here 'COMMISSIONING' that is all!"

by Mickie.B! June 21, 2006

collision

A violent and rather unpleasent meeting between two football players.

In fact, collisions are the reason behind the NFL moving to flag football.

by Leo Baker November 2, 2012

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.

Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.

by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018

police complaints commission

Regulating body of British law enforcement protecting public Interest overseeing that justice & equity Is adhered to at all times.

In truth? An In house old bastads network comprised of former coppers &
well to do numbnuts. Thier main purpose to lie, cover up deny & conceal the polices many wrongdoings, looking out solely for their own kind.

"Grey, got that letter from theP.C.C"
"Any good?"
"Ive got a steel plate In my jaw,six teeth missing and they say theres no case to answer"
"Bad that Is"
"He fuckin put the 'andcuffs on first then he gives me a shoein In the holdin
cell- that aint restraining someone"
"Dickheads man"
"They got 3 statements sayin exactly the same shit. These f'kin Feds man they ain't accountable to no-one"
"Just cos they got a badge they do as they like "

by El Cholo February 9, 2004

ur family reunion a transgender communion

Worst insult known to man, trumps all others, and should only be used if you have to finish another man. This one cannot have no u used as a rebuttal, as it is too strong

Bob- Ur mom gey lul
Joe-Ur dad lesbian
Bob- Ur granny tranny
Joe- Ur grandpap a trap
Bob- Ur family tree LGBT
Joe- Ur family reunion a transgender communion
*Bob tries to say no u but dies immediately*

by WildBillBlade May 21, 2018

commishion

This is how geniouses spell commission.

Winfred said, "I will obey the great commishion."

by winfred September 11, 2004

caboose communion

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.

"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."

by devilreyes February 22, 2007