pro-condom slogans

Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

Before you deck her, cover your pecker!

While she gets in heat, package your meat!

Before undressing Venus, dress up your...

...you know what.

*rimshot*

by Mark H June 17, 2004

Condom Shame

Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.

A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:

"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."

by gwaijai85 October 23, 2009

condom pocket

a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.

- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.

by dc916 May 26, 2004

Condom Leung

He is a teacher in La Salle College who teaches Science and Biology. He says "Shut your damn mouth!" when students are chatting loudly. His name comes from his 0.01 condom joke.

Student A : "I love Condom Leung's lesson!"
StudentB : "Don't be so 8745."

by xxxxxxxxxxgood student is good December 9, 2019

Poor man's condominium

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

by Jere August 7, 2012

trophy condom

A stupid term used in CSI Las Vegas the TV show to try and show a "hip" side of the show. Pretty much another great idea by big executives to try and bring a new young audience to the show. Instead they give weird ideas to parents and confuse everyone else who wonders why you would use such a dumbass term and then support it by having an actress say "yeah i know what they are, i went to college... didn't you?"

I fucked this really hot girl and kept a trophy condom.

by Stusi January 18, 2006

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010