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Columbia Secondary School 

A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f
-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!

-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can

(True Story man)
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british columbia 

Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day, just because they can.
"God lives in British Columbia" -Denny Crane

American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before their prices jump another 25%."
british columbia by bill_y September 4, 2006

Columbia Station 

A small town in Ohio, reletively close to Cleveland. Small town with small schools. Colors? Green and white. Green? Oh don't act like you don't know why. It's because of the exreme popularity of the green among almost everyone in the community. Also known as Narnia, because you probably can't find it unless you're not looking for it.
Columbia Station is a small town, can't find it unless you aren't looking. Similar to Narnia, yeah, it can fit in your wardrobe.

British Columbia Canada 

British Columbia Canada - westcoast province of Canada, located between the Pacific Ocean & the Rocky Mountains. It has a diverse geography, with rugged landscapes that include rocky coastlines, sandy beaches, forests, lakes, mountains, inland deserts & grassy plains, it borders the province of Alberta to the east, the territories of Yukon & the Northwest Territories to the north,

The USA states of Washington, Idaho & Montana to the South & Alaska to the northwest

The capital of British Columbia is Victoria & its largest city is Vancouver .

British Columbia is considered part of the Pacific Northwest & the Cascadia bioregion, along with the American states of Alaska, Idaho, (western) Montana, Oregon, Washington, & (northern) California .

Animals found here are Bears both grizzly & black , deer, elk, moose, caribou, big-horn sheep, mountaingoats, beavers, muskrats, coyotes, wolves, wolverines, badgers , cougars, eagles, herons, Canada geese, swans, hawks, owls, ravens, harlequin ducks, & many other sorts of small birds (robins, jays, grosbeaks, chickadees )

British Columbia is known for it's seafood , Skiing
And as stated before it's Canada's West coast .

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British Columbia Canada or BC for short -

The 1st known human inhabitants of the area settled in British Columbia at least 10,000 years ago. Such groups include the Coast Salish, Tsilhqotʼin, and Haida peoples, among many others.

British Columbia is bordered to the west by the Pacific Ocean & the American state of Alaska, to the north by Yukon & the Northwest Territories, to the east by the province of Alberta, & to the south by the American states of Washington, Idaho, & Montana. The southern border of British Columbia was established by the 1846 Oregon Treaty.

Canada has provinces instead of States like the USA ,Mexico
& Australia.

Pulling a Columbia 

1. Space shuttle disaster that occurred February 1st, 2003
2. A once smoking hot babe, also known as a "rocket", who over time turns out looking really really bad
1. " Man that chick used to be such a rocket", " ya i know, it's to bad shea Pulling a Columbia, and looks like a pile of horse shit now"

2. "Man didn't i wheel that girl back in high school?", " I cant even tell anymore, if it is her, she definitely Pulling a Columbia"

Columbian Care Package 

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.
Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

Columbian Puppy Chow 

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.
Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D