Colonel Mustard 

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

Colonel Mustard by Brant38 March 13, 2008

Colonel Hogan 

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

Colonel Hogan by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

Colonel Sanders by Gunny May 16, 2005

Colonel Sanders

When a team member rushes an enemy player or team (for the clout) and dies while blaming his or her team for their death. Sometimes causing the Colonel Sanders to rage or rage quit.

Gabe is raging, he’s such a colonel sanders.

Colonel Sanders by Chuck finelay September 20, 2019

Colonel Batty 

A man on a ship with a wikid name! OR maybe Tom worthington

'Hey colonel batty, What u up to?'

Colonel Batty by The steve meister November 22, 2004

Colonel Moretti 

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

Colonel Moretti by SinStar4 March 24, 2012