jesper collste

a guy named "jesper collste" does have a big fucking dick and a cool guy

ah its jesper collste the big dick guy

by yikerssss April 17, 2019

collared boy

a gay male between 21 and 40 used for sex by an older man in a monagamous relationship also refered to as a bitch boy

Andy and his new collared boy were partying hard last weekend at the swamp

by Daddy SIR February 23, 2011

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021

Colltey

Collteys are super awesome, since most Collteys are from Arizona. A typical Colltey listens to country music, and is usually gluten-free, which doesn't stop Colltey from being kick ass at softball. Colltey usually never occupies her living space, because she normally is out practicing for softball season.

Me: Have you seen Colltey?
You: No, but I think Colltey is probably at practice or in class..

by heygurlhayyyyyy October 25, 2011

collute

to perform collusion

*an illegal act

one big businessman asked the other, " would you like to collute with me?"

by collutinjammer February 7, 2017

Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock

Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.

by Gingerninja May 29, 2018