coitus conservatus

Latin phrase for timely pulling out, coined by scientist Joseph Needham. Also known as coitus interruptus.

Coitus conservatus counters conception.
Booty so good I can't coitus conservatus anymore.

by quantumdildo May 26, 2015

Coitus Cunt

The female equivalent of a Fuck boy

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.

by That one char October 14, 2018

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

humor coitus

Lundune uses the term to loosely describe the effect of having an interactive stand up style comedy routine.

You are pretty funny, to bad you need humor coitus to do it. Also you are a stud muffin.

by CogitoProxy June 28, 2014

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021