Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

Androphilic coitus syndrome

An edgy (and most likely homophobic) way to describe being gay

Don't be homophobic you testicle vagina.

I have androphilic coitus syndrome.

by Mister. Music-man September 5, 2025

covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed

My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.

by effingjoey December 21, 2009

Coitus Inherrumptus

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.

My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.

by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022

Coitus Cunt

The female equivalent of a Fuck boy

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.

by That one char October 14, 2018

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

coitus conservatus

Latin phrase for timely pulling out, coined by scientist Joseph Needham. Also known as coitus interruptus.

Coitus conservatus counters conception.
Booty so good I can't coitus conservatus anymore.

by quantumdildo May 26, 2015