How are you at coitus?

"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"

"How are you at coitus?"

"Yeah thanks mate i'm good"

by Ricardo968649 July 26, 2006

post-coitus-shavus

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

by tommystips December 17, 2019

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Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 23, 2009

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12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.

Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

by diesmiley October 29, 2010

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Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

by Miq2u December 4, 2012

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