cog

choke on grass

Sally: I got a higher grade than you on a test

Aayushi: you should cog

by thedump1707311711 November 16, 2021

Cogs

Big poops

Cogs has big poops.

by lilcumboy February 18, 2022

Cog a gun

Equip a gun, (mostly used in ghetto slang)

1: How do you wanna get those $100?
2: I'll simply cog a gun and rob a cat.
3: You sure? Well good luck then..

by DeltaKT July 6, 2018

Cog

A mysterious creature that is the perfect mix between a cat and a dog. It’s loyal but also couldn’t care less about your existence. One second it’s cuddling, the next it’s knocking stuff off the counter for fun.

Bro, your pet just chased its tail, knocked over a plant, and then stared into the void for ten minutes. That thing’s a straight-up cog.”
“She’s a cog. One minute she’s clingy, next minute she ghosts you. Cat-dog energy.

by blackcat3030202 June 30, 2025

cogged

Describes a person or situation when someone experiences substantial cognitive dissonance (abbreviated) and the 'cogs' of the mind get stuck.

He pointed out that animals are more cruel to each other in the wild than domesticated by humans. The PETA rep became silent, unsure how to respond. Looks like he's cogged.

by Jimmawww July 9, 2021

Cogs

A mans testicles, balls, hangers, etc.

Jeremy: it’s 103 degrees outside!
Chris: I can tell, I’m sweating my cogs off!

by Stunade June 12, 2018

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024