Cockblack

Cockblack, n: A cockblock that has a power level of over 9000.

Arthur: Hey lets go out!

Tricia: Lets go to Madagascar!

Zaphod: Wanna see my space ship?

-Tricia and Zaphod fly off in spaceship-

Arthur: damn it not another cockblack....

by Cyrus cybernetics corperation December 16, 2011

cobsmacked

utterly astounded by the joy that comes from eating Cobs popcorn for the very first time.

I tried this new popcorn the other day and I was so cobsmacked I couldn't stop myself from eating the the whole packet. How do they do it?

by Cobs4Life April 30, 2013

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

cocksmoke

(cock'-smoke)

noun--To be honest, I don't even know about this one. It's a type of person, I know that much. You might say "He is a cocksmoke" but never "I found a cocksmoke in this drawer."

"He is a cocksmoke."

by noodlehead December 14, 2004

Cocksmoking

Cocksmoking is the act of giving a blowjob in the manner of smoking a cigar. Puffs into the mouth not the lungs to prevent accidental inhalation of stray cum. Most commely used as an insult. The act of cocksmoking is an anchient art dating back to the times of jesus and mary when condoms wern't avalible and accidental ihalation of cum was a major problem killing many whores a year. It is still practiced today as an alternative to

-Did u suck his dick last night?
-I had to cocksmoke the condom broke.
-Thats fine i like to get old school to sometimes.
-Ya i luv cocksmoking.

by The frooogze February 10, 2006

cocksack

Someone who is cock-like and often breaks a said bond between brothers ie: the circle

Harding You are a giant COCKSACK!!!

by jakob132 April 24, 2007

cockspank

You are a cockspank Warren

Warren is a cockspank

by Vechislav March 13, 2003