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Daniel the Cocker Spaniel 

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.
Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"
Cock Cocker by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

Dick Cocker

Combination of Dick and Cocker. Used against ppl who are being cocky or just being an asshole.
Bob: Damn, he just stole from that baby.
Brad: He's such a fucking Dick Cocker.
Dick Cocker by Pop the Pooop October 4, 2008

Spaniel Cocker 

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker
Spaniel Cocker by yeti_detective August 26, 2010

Slut-Cocker 

One who cocks sluts, or uses their cock on sluts.
"Stop cocking the slut, Slut-Cocker!!!"
"I, the Slut-Cocker, am now attempting to use my cock on the slut!!!"
Slut-Cocker by Douchebag February 7, 2003

choc cocker 

1. somebody who likes to give anal sex, either gay or straight
'those faggots are real choc cockers'
'like shitting on a stick, that dudes a real choc cocker'
'hey faggot ride the choc cocker'
choc cocker by patchy36 April 23, 2005