Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017

Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.

Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!

by T-Boofy July 21, 2019

cum clot

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.

Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

clot rocket

a clot rocket is a girl who PMSes really badly on her period

“Jesus, Izzy, don’t be such a clot rocket.”

by lieutenantshark December 9, 2019

Blood clots

The greatest rap group that ever existed. With the day of reckoners themselves: chooltz, ghetto child and J-Train.

The doctor said I have blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican man

by Shane MchMan April 16, 2005

snot clot

The gooey white blob leftover from when a guy cums directly, or indirectly, in a girl's nostril(s).

She would'nt stop bitchin.. so I grabbed her hair and gave her the biggest snot clot yet.

by TZ January 7, 2005