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clipperize

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.
Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.
by Edabite July 29, 2008
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happy clapper

a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.

can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.
- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."

- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."

- "what? oh man. amen!"

or

"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"
by melsugar September 3, 2006
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Cheek Clapper 69

when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.
by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018
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chipper

One who enjoys the art of plugging away at something until they have succeeded against all the odds.
Steve is at the pub and spots a hot chick on the dance floor. He approaches her and askes her to come home with him and is denied. Feeling really down he goes off and gets her a triple burbon and coke and gets his mate to give it to her. She drinks it, and then he approaches her again. This time she throws her arms and legs around him and says yes, take me know handsome prince. Nice work chipper!!!
by C-Ali February 20, 2007
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Clipped

Just barely hitting, scratching, or skimming across something. Usually related to a vehicle accident.
I just clipped that truck!

The helicopter clipped the side of the building.
by Dalekman March 29, 2010
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Chipper Jones

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.
Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.
by bud selig March 9, 2004
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Chipperrr

A fat Hentai watching slut that has aids.
Dude that Girl is Such a Chipperrr.
by TwinkySnifer259 January 21, 2013
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