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rope climbers elbow

When you are an active person and perform either of one of these activities, rock climbing, parkour, crossfit, military bootcamp or wall climbing, you are at risk of getting rope climbers elbow. Amongst one the worst pains know to man kind, rope climbers elbow can leave your forearms and hands useless, which may as well be substituted with stumps. Its a fuckup with your tendons and can feel like tennis elbow, but is actually an imbalance between the muscles in your forearm and bicep
"Hey Jim I saw on facebook you went rock climbing yesterday"
"Yeah I got rope climbers elbow from it and now I cant wipe my arse"

"What did you do at crossfit this week Judy?"
"I got my first rope climb this week"
"Oh wonderful, I hope you didn't get rope climbers elbow"
"I did and now I cant even change gears in my car"
by rekt@thebox June 10, 2016
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Cimorelli

life ruiners
Cimorelli are life-ruiners because now I cry and can't sleep oh
by swaggieandvogue June 5, 2013
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climate change

A term used instead of global warming because the full impact of human caused CO2 emissions isn't known to scientists, and many are predicting that worldwide heating of the atmosphere may cause changes in ocean currents, and therefore, in some cases, cooling of some areas like the Eastern seaboard of North America.

The existence of climate change is virtually undisputed by all the world's leading scientists. The only people who mock it are fools who have been duped by the echo chamber created by junk science manufactured by oil companies and car manufacturers, in short, those who have a vested instrest in the status quo.

Only a complete retard or a goof would believe that climate change isn't occuring, or that "left wing" envirotards are part of some vast conspiracy to make-believe that we are in the midst of the sixth great extinction. What possible motive would these pinko commies have to pretend that the climate is changing? What benefit would such chicken little posturing have to them? The answer is no benefit whatsoever.

If you aren't sure whose motives are suspect, think of the old Roman proverb "look to see who benefits". Enviromentalists don't have some secret hidden agenda, they sincerly just want to live on a habitable planet. They don't make money from saving forests. Who makes money, the corporations, or the environmentalists?

Think about it, as a person who probably acts in their own rational self interest, who is more likely to lie and cheat, the party who stands to make or lose money? Or the poor buffoon who just wants to save some owls, and maybe breathe clean air?

Does anyone really honestly think their car exhaust dissapears?
Hurricane Katrina was an intense storm that was made more intense by the effects of climate change.
by moonbug November 17, 2006
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IMAX and climax

Going to IMAX theater with your girl and fucking in the theater.
Yo babe, fuck netflix and chill, let's do something dangerous like IMAX and climax.
by Dude bro 1500 March 10, 2016
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pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.
That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)
by BigMattock January 3, 2007
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Chimobile

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009
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rock climber

A very particular breed of human being who lives for the spirit adventure and for the adrenaline along with it. Fingers of steel, forearms like Popeye, they seek the raw experiences of an earlier time. Some call them crazy, others admire them.
Rock climbers are a cross between hippies and athletic risk takers.
by Jackknife Merle September 5, 2014
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