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Get the clitch mug.When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
by max nova July 3, 2009
Get the Buckingham Clench mug.Commonly referred to as a person whos actions clutches/wins a game for the team without otherwise would have resulted in a loss. Used majorly in videogames like Call of Duty, Halo and League of Legends but is also used in sports. The ultimate compliment to someone who gave 110% for the win.
"I can't believe he just hit that buzzer beater, what a clutch god!"
"Did he just 1 vs 9 that game of SnD?!
Clutch God!"
"Did he just 1 vs 9 that game of SnD?!
Clutch God!"
by Overly Cocky September 9, 2015
Get the Clutch God mug.A joint that is seemingly pulled out of nowhere, in times of necessity when all other options seem exhausted.
With a snap of a finger he pulled out a clutch jay out of his friend's pack of cigarettes.
After calling every number in their phone-book the crew found themselves unable to get any weed, luckily Tom had a clutch jay in his pocket.
After calling every number in their phone-book the crew found themselves unable to get any weed, luckily Tom had a clutch jay in his pocket.
by Dah Cheese October 2, 2011
Get the Clutch Jay mug.Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.
by Dub April 1, 2005
Get the Colon Clutch mug.-The international soccer (football) team from The Netherlands. More specifically the 2010 Dutch team that reached the finals and was defeated by Spain.
-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.
-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.
-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.
-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.
-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.
-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.
Talley: "Wow that Netherlands win over Brazil was incredible!"
Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"
Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"
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