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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
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Claud

The most handsome and sexy mali on cord. People would call him a weeb, yet he's a marketing genius, promoting Naruto.
K1ng: " Why's there so many weebs in chat? "
Iceyy: " Claud probably summoned them. "
by ClaudiusEra April 11, 2023
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A5M claude

A Japanese ww2 plane used to bomb allied countries during world war 2
This japanese plane was used in the pacific war the A5M claude.
by Gimegame September 2, 2023
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Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.
by Anony. Res September 21, 2023
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Claude

Claude is the main character of Grand Theft Auto III, a video game made by Rockstar Games in 2001. A silent protagonist, he doesn't say a word and just does as he's told. He was first seen in 1992, running an illegal racing ring in San Andreas. After he loses the garage to Carl Johnson, he moves to Liberty City with his girlfriend, Catalina. While robbing a bank in 2001, Claude is betrayed and shot in the face by Catalina, leaving him to be arrested. While being taken to jail, the Callahan Bridge is destroyed by a bomb set by the Colombian Cartel, allowing Claude and a fellow inmate known as 8-Ball to escape. After finding a hideout and getting situated in the city, Claude swears to get his revenge on Catalina.
Claude. A character so badass, he doesn't need to speak to get his point across.
by Some guy on UD August 28, 2020
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Claude Kane III

Do you know about Radioactive Man's secret identity? His real name is actually Claude Kane III!
by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022
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Claudé | Claude

A unisex persons name for a wonderful person.
Persons with this name are Strong and well minded, they are kind but also scary, but sometimes really Lazy.
Claudé | Claude is Lazy again.
by SL-Eve November 21, 2021
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