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Cinementia

The moment in between the end of the trailers and the beginning of the feature film when you forget what film you're about to see.
"And now... your feature presentation."
"What movie are we seeing? I have cinementia."
by JohnnoIsAwesome May 14, 2014
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Cinematic Crouch

That annoying stereotyped crouching pose that action movie characters take after landing on their feet from a height. Said character holds the pose long enough for the camera to show how cool they are.

Its been seen in too many movies to mention.
Guy 1: "Wow, dude! She just somersaulted off the building, beheaded the dragon, and finished with a cinematic crouch!"

Guy2: "Cool!"
by BioHazardX June 8, 2012
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cinemaze

The collection of roped-off lines you stand in at those mega-movie complexes.
I was halfway through the cinemaze when I realized I was in line for the wrong movie.
by Edmond LaRose September 18, 2008
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Cinemax

Premium channel from the people who brought you HBO. Known for airing a lot of soft core porn.
Let's all go watch Cinemax.
by 1069 September 26, 2006
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Cinemuck

The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
Dude, are you sure you wanna wear those shoes to the theater? You know what Cinemuck will do to your shoes...
by The Whitehat October 19, 2004
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cinemadultery

The act of watching a movie with someone other than one's spouse or significant other, esp. after agreeing to watch that movie together.
Going to see Slumdog Millionaire with his coworkers last night after he promised we'd see it together was an act of cinemadultery! He's so in the doghouse!
by Seattle Tanya January 22, 2009
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Cinematic jambouri

A gathering of people that enjoy watching movies. Such gatherings usually do not exceed more that three persons. Blockbuster can be the destination to purchase a movie but it is not recommended. Can also be referred to as the cinematic jambo.
B: cinematic jambo tonight?
M: yes definately. @7
B: are we going to blockbuster?
M: Yikes!! No wayyyy. That guy dan who works there is a creep and he has a poor taste in films.
B: I hate dan. Okay! See you at 7! Cinematic jambouri!
by The gemm daddy July 28, 2009
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