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Churched Up 

Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.
"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"

"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"

"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"
Churched Up by Brent M. June 11, 2006
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Ward Churchill 

A really hostile,ill-tempered mutant sea bass.No,just kidding.He's not a sea bass.LOL ^___^

But really he's an anti-semite bastard who assaults people.
Ward Churchill said that the kids who died in the 9/11 World Trade Center attacks deserved to die because they were little Ivan Reitmans.

Therefore he's a filthy anti-semite!
Ward Churchill by Hippies smell March 12, 2005

Ward Churchill 

I fully expect him to replace Howard Dean as DNC chariman in a couple of years.

Ah but Dean's a scream:"YEEEEEAAAARGH!!!!"

Churchianity 

The embracing of the church sub-culture and all that goes with it, particularily the doctrinal and social aspects.
"Dude, the only reason she's going out with him is because he's a pastor's kid; this is churchianity at it's best..."
Churchianity by Phattymatty August 14, 2006

Churchwell 

TO vomit; to hurl
After I ate that bad sushi, I churchwelled all over the place.
Churchwell by DMM December 2, 2003

Ward Churchill 

Wannabe Indian ethnic studies professor whose credentials no one bothered to check until he questioned Bush. Unlike David Yeagley, a wannabe Indian who couldn't decide his field and follows Bush lock-step and therefore is unquestioned even though his credentials are as suspect as Churchill's.
Now if only we could get all the wannabes to go the way of Ward Churchill.
Ward Churchill by Xyzzy March 12, 2005
Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.
Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!
Churched by ka.ra September 26, 2010