Snuggle Cuffed

To be locked into a position while Cuddling and not be able to move.

Dude I was Snuggle Cuffed by my girl last night.

by Biggie_Boi September 10, 2019

cuffed

broke; cash-strapped

"man,I can't buy that, I'm cuffed till I get paid."

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.

Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010

K-Cuffed

To be excessively wasted/fucked, be it on alcohol or various other cocktails of drugs.

Tom: Hey man did you see Andy last night at that party?
Ben: Yeah dude that motherfucker was K-cuffed!

by Ben Clarke December 30, 2007

Chaffed

Can use it for anything negative.

Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.

by L0GAN4 October 3, 2006

Cuffed

When a young suburban (usually white) girl goes into the big city looking for drugs. (usually because her habit is blossoming or her normal hookup is busted/retired. Young black street dealers offer incredable deals to these young women and befriend them or introduce them to a specialist. In short order they are getting free drugs and in love. From there it's the oldest story ever told.

-as observed by Professor Greg Scott in his observations of Heroin culture and prostitution relationships between urban and suburban zones.

This bitch came by my corner looking to score, she was like "in need" y'know? You watch bro, I'm gonna have this bitch cuffed befo she knows whats what. Bitch be sucking dick for dimebags by this time next week. Gonna cuff her to my man over there, he gives me nice kickback for every white cunt he turns out from me. And you know I gotta make dat bank.

by Batfishy May 6, 2011

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004