clit chewer 

A man (or woman) who gives a LOT of oral sex to multiple women.

The dude is such a great clit chewer, he makes the girls come in seconds!

clit chewer by definer1010 July 16, 2016

chewed 

a name for the state of mind under the influence of ganga... thats what we call it when we are high

Damn dude I'm fucking chewed..
Yah dude I'm really chewed...
I'm fucking chewed..

chewed by CeQueezy April 28, 2005

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

A face like a half-chewed golf ball. by Biafra J July 11, 2004

chewed orange 

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

chewed orange by Nige September 18, 2003

Chewing on Ice 

When one falls, gets hurt, or tries to attempt an action and fails miserably

Guy 1: "What'd you think of the exam?"
Guy 2: "It sucked, I was chewing on ice the whole time!"

Or

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that guy fall off his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yea, he chewed ice!"

Chewing on Ice by MartentheGreat February 15, 2020

bulldog chewing a wasp 

a screwed-up painfull or ugly expression

he's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp..

bulldog chewing a wasp by fluffkins March 25, 2004

chefie 

the act of putting on an oven mitt and masturbating. Usually done to spice things up after an ungloved hand becomes too used up or familiar.

Karla's not around to hook me up with them buttcheeks and a bj. Hmmm, guess I'm in the mood for a chefie. Better go get my favorite oven mitt.

chefie by BigCojones September 20, 2013