crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.

Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer

by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019

chewie

Slang in California for a cigar hollowed out and refilled with marijuana and cocaine in place of the tobacco. Andrea Nickatina raps about them a lot.

"I smoke chewies like a mother fuckin' nut..."

by unibonger January 12, 2008

ice chewer

A sexually frustrated individual, coined due to the tendency for those suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction to chew on ice as a means of coping with excess tension.

"Hey, I heard you guys like Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Do you want to read some of my Jonny x Plank erotic fiction?!"
"Get out of here ice chewer"

by Penguinato October 16, 2019

Chewie

Australian slang for chewing gum.

Mate, can you stop at the milk bar and buy me a pack of chewie

by Lane Meyer June 25, 2005

Dirty Chewie

When your girlfriend straps on a dildo and does you in the ass
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"My boyfriend wanted to change things up, so I gave him a dirty chewie."

by Aurorainthenorth December 14, 2008

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

pink chewies

pink nipples

he rushed on my pink chewies like a starving rug rat

by a du r May 1, 2011