chemist

An often eccentric scientist who, for a reasonable price, will do good for the world. They are often found working late nights titrating random acids or working on a cure for cancer.

Antonyms. chemical engineer

Stupid person: chemistry sucks.
Chemist: but without it you would not have any synthetic fibers, plastics, or durable metals.
Stupid person: oic... I am stupid.

by Skeez Adams January 31, 2005

analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

ChaMineola

The shrinking city of Mineola, LI due to the growth of Chaminade HS. The purchases of Meribah in Muttontown and Founders' Hollow in upstate NY whet their appetite for land. The first mineolan acquisitions were the bus depot and print shop across Jericho. And their latest acquisition is the former Ford Dealership, now known as the Activity-Athletic Center (AAC) or the "Chami-Dome." No one knows where the Marianists have set their eyes next.

Commuter: What's the stop after Westbury on the Port Jeff line going East?
Flyer: ChaMineola?
Commuter: You mean "Mineola."
Flyer: For now...

by K.C. Casey October 21, 2009

chemical poet

Someone who writes really well under the influence of drugs.

He drank four red-bulls with his ADHD medication when he wrote that A+ essay. He's some sort of chemical poet.

by Slim Daniels March 2, 2007

Chemical child

A mix between emo and goth. They make you depressed and are hard to under stand. They srpead sadness like its a contagious diseas. If you can handle the stress, chemical children are ok to hang around. Usuly they are not children but teens

Dude Mathew is a chemical child. Person2: i know i wanna kill my self when im around him.

by Ace trick June 16, 2009

Chemical Peel

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.

I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017

Chemisist

A person which has great understanding of illegal pharmaceuticals but whom has no recognized qualifications.

"Hey Mikee, you got a number for a chemisist? I wanna line up but I'm dry"

by Juzmiester July 31, 2018