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Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne
Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road
by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011
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Chelsey

The best friend/girl friend anyone could have! She's an all around sweetheart, who loves people. She's always volunteering and helping people out. She has an amazing smile and can brighten anyones day.
Chelsey: Hi, my names Chelsey.
(The room brightens up and the mood lightens)
by Real-deal February 21, 2009
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Chelmsford County High School For Girls, otherwise known as CCHS, is an all-girls grammar school in the South East of England. Despite most classes being rowdy and generally unproductive, it somehow gets extremely good results.
CCHS girls typically spend at least half an hour every morning at the bus station or outside KEGS, where they get their only taste of boys.
There are many cliques within the years, and generally one "outsider" in the class, who make no effort to talk to, let alone make friends with anyone else in their class. There are often disputes within these cliques, and in this situation everyone in the class has to 'choose a side'. These arguments usually include a few people in tears, while others comfort them while bitching about the others.
Most girls in the school attempt to bend the uniform rules, however the teachers are especially harsh about the length of the skirts. Typically, a conversation between a teacher and a girl with an apparently short skirt (these teachers really want to go to Duke's if they want to see a short skirt) goes like this:
Teacher: Is that skirt rolled up?
Student: Ummmm, no.
Teacher: 3 infringements.

The rather queer method of lying about whether your skirt is rolled up or not is very popular at CCHS, however almost always fails.
At the beginning of a new year, all girls feel superior to the lower years. This leads to younger students feeling completely alienated. Stereotypes of the years include:
Year 7 - Huge blazer, skirt past knees, bag the size of Bancroft, awful haircut
Year 8 - Just discovered KEGS, pop socks, shorter skirt, too rowdy for their own good
Year 9 - Too cool for school, dragged away from the boys at discos by teachers, sometimes try smoking, stressed about IT GCSEs
Year 10 - Just don't care, really bad fake tans, stressed about exams, hated by most teachers
Year 11 - Oldest in uniform, very intimidating, shout at younger years if necessary
Year 12 - Sometimes get lost, which brings much amusements to others, very enthusiastic.
Year 13 - Never want to leave, no one ever wants them to leave.
grammar school girls Chelmsford County High School For Girls
by WannabeChavNerd July 15, 2009
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Chels T'd

The act of dupping your current boyfriend, then going to your boyfriends friend and having sexual encounters with him, then going back to your ex and having sexual encounters with him as well.
Wow, broski you just got so Chels T'd!!
by a cool nigga kid yo November 13, 2009
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Chell

"And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic."
GLaDOS to Chell
by RainyD April 10, 2022
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cellscape

the act of pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid confrontation.
1) I saw that annoying girl that smells like soup on the street and barely managed to cellscape.

2)Becky:I had to talk to him for like 12 hours!
Betty:Why didn't you just cellscape when you saw him?
Becky:I didn't have my phone on me.
Betty:Lmao, loser
by E-Money11235 October 8, 2008
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Chelsea-Rific

TOO PERFECT FOR WORDS
That happy dance was Chelsea-Rific!
by DarlingSweetheart December 7, 2010
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