coochie cheese

a gunky paste which smells like coochie/fish and builds up when you haven't showered or you're just plain nasty

"i like to smell my own coochie cheese, it's addictive."
"do you have coochie cheese, anna?"

by rockpink17 October 24, 2020

Clapping Cheeks

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019

Cheese Rolling

The act of developing software whereby everyone flings themselves collectively and dangerously down a hill at breakneck speed in pursuit of a common, unattainable goal with dubious value.

Dave: Yes, but if we create a single factory that returns an abstraction of those functions then we can replace their use with a simple, single call. It'll only take me a few weeks to implement and rewrite all the unit tests to use it.
Bob: Yeah that sounds amazing! Nice and clean.
Susan: We are cheese rolling here.

by stupidgeeks April 19, 2017

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.

Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...

by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009

Chuck E. Cheese

Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.

Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.

by Andie June 18, 2004

cheese

addiction

*eats cheese*

by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021

Cheems Mindset

Cheems mindset is the reflexive belief that barriers to policy outcomes are natural laws that we should not waste our time considering how to overcome. The term can also be applied to the same "can't do" attitude in non-policy contexts, including business and science.

The term was coined by Jeremy Driver for his newsletter, Normielisation.

He displayed cheems mindset when he said there wouldn't be vaccines for another five years.

by minionman May 30, 2021