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Void Child

A void child is someone born on February 29th. The day that ceases to exist the following year. Also known as the void.
My friend Cory is a Void Child.
by Dogzord March 1, 2015
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Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
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Helmet Child

A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.
I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.
by ChubbyPuppy July 29, 2011
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tall child

someone who was so young when they behaved twenty-five, yet now they find they’ve grown into a tall child
“omg i’m like a tall child.”
by mitskislut March 7, 2022
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moon child

a person who walks around aimlessly in the dark bringing light to those around them meaning they bring happiness to others in the person’s bad place in life
Guy 1: that girl is a moon child... she helped me through a dark point in my life.
Guy 2: i wish i had a moon child in my life rn
by moonlightbae9933 December 8, 2019
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The Man-Child

Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:

1) Games like there's no tomorrow

2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child

3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you

4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements

5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed

6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
Oh look The Man-Child... Run!!!
Jeez Tom don't be The Man-Child aka a pain in the ass
by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018
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Childhood

The Golden years of life, where kids don't have all the problems (drugs, STD's, school being hard, Homework, etc.) that come later
It would be cool to be 6 years old again
by AflacJack August 28, 2003
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