Chad

That one sweaty guy in high school who try’s to get a girlfriend, and smells like axe body spray 24/7. Is extremely homophobic and only try’s hard in gym, no other classes.
Girl : Ew, that sweaty ass guy just tried to flirt with me

Other girl : My god he’s such a Chad!
by Vdigeoe November 12, 2019
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Chad

An asshole who only cares about himself and his gay lover
Guy1: oh wow did you see chad
Guy2:yah definitely he should go suck a dick and kill him self
by Huntacob March 17, 2017
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Chad

Ladies if you ever meet a Chad run for the hills!!!!!! He is very self absorbed and doesn't care who he hurts along the way, as long as if he gets his way
Guy: Hey, I'm Chad
Girls: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! IT'S A CHAD
by BALOOP July 21, 2020
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Chad

The opposite of a chode, a penis that is very long and thin.
by Chief Smokemgreen December 16, 2015
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Chad

Woah, look at how much his pants are sagging, must be a Chad...
by Cadisadouche May 13, 2018
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Chad

A name from Old English meaning "douchebag," a "gangly fuck," a "shithead," an "asshat." Someone who eats 3 bites of a burger then puts a single French fry in it. The kind of guy who wears polo shirts and cargo shorts and plays disc golf on the weekends with the "bros." Also goes by Chadley, Chadwick, Swaggy P., or in some cases, Derek. You should avoid these things at all costs or you may end up doing Jager shots with him and his "bros."
Guy 1: Hey Bro. My name is Chad. You wanna play disc golf.

Guy 2: Ugh. You look like a Chad
by Dogzilla223 January 16, 2018
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Chad

A little guy who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.
Chad has sex with fish.
Chad goes fishing.
Chad is a weirdo.
by CHADLIKESFISH February 6, 2009
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