Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.

Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.

by Relleron October 2, 2014

Carpe Diem

Latin phrase literally meaning "Seize the Day." Has been overcome by idiots saying things such as swag, or yolo. Use this phrase to appear smarter than the common public.

Brandon: Hey, are you going to get the Playstation 4?

Colin: It's a possibility, but probably not...

Brandon: Hey, carpe diem, it could be too late when you want to get it later!

Colin: You're right, maybe I will get it!

by Garnet March 6, 2013

carpe noctem

Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!

Coders who are lazy during the day and code 'til 5 in the morning! Drink Bawls, stay awake!

by ADXin May 23, 2004

hiroshima carp

baseball team based in Hiroshima.
their fans are probably the best out of all the teams.

Hiroshima fans are like football hooligans.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

carpe diem

Latin meaning to "seize the day", to be an opportunist and take control of your life.

John carpe diem by asking for a girls number.

by Michael Peyron May 29, 2007

carpe diem

Latin for "seize the day". Made famous by Dead Poets Society.

by Ms T February 23, 2003

carpe nox

seize the night

an adaptation of the more popular saying - carpe diem seize the day.

Jane did not want to go out that evening, but Jack said, "carpe nox," and she was convinced.

by championgirl June 27, 2004