cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Cracking

Well used Irish phrase that describes someone who is extremely good looking. Often used with positive superlatives.

Jesus, did you see yer wan? She's absolutely cracking!

Love to have a go of her, she's cracking so she is!

by savingface January 9, 2014

Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

earjacking

To jack off in someones ear.

I was earjacking justin when the phone rang.

by salvatore tranny vitale May 16, 2008

Cracking

When a person's butt is visibly sticking out of their pants

Me: Kevin was cracking today and I didn't know what to do. I just stood there

by bmc2996 September 7, 2013

car jacking

act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.

example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.

Actual real news story:

NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.

Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.

by sxxs September 24, 2010