college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.

Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar

by diploblastic August 13, 2016

Calendar Mood

In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing

I'm really in a calendar mood right now!

by Schnorppe October 1, 2023

Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.

The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.

by kbeast123 January 31, 2023

Alternative NNN Calendar

Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December

I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.

Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.

by Delays April 15, 2024

Chanel advent calendar

For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!

Did you see the chanel advent calendar series on tiktok?

by zomclo December 15, 2021

calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

by anonymous December 31, 2024

Advent Calendar

If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.

Dude! Why are you being such an advent calendar today! Ugh! Fuck you!

by F******Piggy December 3, 2020