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Half past caffeine

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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caffeine

Caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant, and many stoners use it to deter the fact that they are most of the time wasting their lives smoking pot for hours, instead of doing something productive.
”Hey man like um don't you know everyone who hates stoners consumes poisons such as alcohol and (caffeine). Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless, there isn't any proof against that, and it's not like a lot of stoners are just thugs who think they are tough. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, are usually totally worse than the guy standing on the corner with his squad, slinging pot to strangers, and breaking into peoples houses to steal their stuff if their is weed plants inside.
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caffeine

A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.
Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.

Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.
by AYB July 12, 2003
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caffeinatedyak

A giant dancing purple vagina that shoots out donuts when the moon is ripe and full. Approach with extreme caution and offerings.

See duck
by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003
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Caffeine

Popular line of clothing worn originally by ravers. Mostly noted for their very baggy jeans and pants. Caffeines are now sold widely in Hot Topic stores and worn by more than just ravers, but generally any of the youth population seeking to avoid the so-called preppy look.
Dude, check out my new pair of Caffeines.
by Aegrimonia July 11, 2004
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Caffeine drip

A literal IV drip filled with caffeine. Apparently, a caffeine drip is not a joke.
I myself can't quit caffeine. I was in withdrawal so badly during surgery that I could not hold down even water as much. They literally had to hook me up to a caffeine drip. The drip rate was two hours instead of one hour because the nurse did not want to blow out my vein.
by Nickidewbear May 11, 2014
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Caffeinessed

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.
"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."
by mo's handle July 3, 2017
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