Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

bruh moment but in pizza

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

by yellow garfield June 22, 2019

C4TI

Cheers for the invite

Turtle boy: I’m going out for a mixed grill with the family.
Everyone: C4TI

by Willy Massivecock April 21, 2019

certified dub

a night that is so fire with the boys and you know you have it in the bag, therefore a certified excellent night.

chad: “yo i got with mad girls tonight”
tommy: “yeah tonight was a certified dub”

by partyparty1234 August 8, 2019

CertifiedLaw

that dumb fucker that never changes his profile and acts like he always has a dildo in his ass

“Did you see CertifiedLaw fire that guy last night just for getting kicked?”

by kenstervids December 3, 2019

Cartia

Cartia is one of the best girls you will ever meet she is loyal, friendly, sharing, and forgiving. Sometimes she can be to nice and can’t say no but everybody loves Cartia’s.

“Hey have you seen Cartia I miss her !“ Yes she is donating money to charity “

by Typįçąl mę December 29, 2019

carti_xcx

A niche microcelebrity f*g with impeccable fuckable lips and taste in electronica

omg did u see the new carti_xcx post? Literally so esoteric and fuckable

by based.kitten September 1, 2021

Certified Sender

There is no try, only do. - kipper

The certified sender is an individual who rages like no other.

by Certified sender January 29, 2022