Buttless

Without a sense of humor

Claire is buttless

by Unbuttless March 29, 2019

Buttless Wonder

A fictional super hero that lacks a behind.

Here comes Buttless Wonder and Booty Boy!

by Touguu July 3, 2009

buttflakes

Those who have it, despise it. Those lacking it, desire it. This paradox that has, for many years, consumed our nation, is none other than BUTTFLAKES. What are buttflakes, you ask?
Historians have traced this common characteristic back to the early days of equestrian training. Horse riders, after a long day of arduous training, have been shocked to find none other than peeling, dried skin on their buttocks. Common side effects are a sporadic snap, crackle and pop of the buttocks upon impact with jeans, and other such materials. Scientists have come to identify this characteristic as butt dandruff, or as modern day society has deemed it, BUTTFLAKES.

person #1: "Wow, my butt feels sore." *peels off layer of clothing* "What is this? My butt has more cracks than the San Andreas fault!"
person #2: "Oh you silly thing, you have BUTTFLAKES! DUH!"

by hokey dokey August 29, 2008

buttfloss

A thong on anything for anything.

"DAMN! Lookit that buttfloss"

by N4rF February 9, 2003

butterflies

previous people that turn stomachs into knots whenever said stomach and its person are in the presence of someone the heart of said person longs for.

"Its not fair that they still give me butterflies."

by brokenheart+badweek=deppresion March 6, 2010

chasing butterflies

An excuse used when you've actually been making out with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Judy: Where WERE you guys?!
Raymond: errr.....
Tyna: We were...umm.....chasing butterflies....
Judy: and I bet you guys found some birds and cocks too didn't you?

by FEE-MAN June 18, 2011

Butties

two gay men who have a thing for eachother

Reuben can't wait to jump into the sack with his butties tonight.

by awesomesauce415 October 21, 2010