Bumblefuck

Noun: A person with no clue of how to do anything. A bumbling idiot. Usually loved and adored by other bumblefucks, thus creating a colony of bumblefucks.

Bumblefuck Queen: Lawdy, I've just been elected as your class president, and my first act will be to move prom to Popeyes and make No hands our class song.

A reasonable person: How did a bumblefuck like you get elected? Oh right, you guys swarm together.

by Edward Rosewater July 10, 2011

bumblefuck

out in the middle of no were , usually used as an expression

What the fuck are u doing over there in bumblefuck land?

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

bumblebitch

A trashy white female of high school age who wears yoga pants is Oompa-Loompa colored and is exceedingly stupid. The harems of flatheads.

Hey what's that girl's name?

Who?

You know...that girl, she's orange and where's yoga pants and hangs out with those Flatheads in our history class...

Ooooh yeah that bumblebitch?

by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013

Bumble

Like Tinder but better. Largely filled with white people, like Chad, Brad, Jad, and Tad.

Most are some sort of CEO, co founder or entrepreneur and the rest are finance bros. Everyone is a “world traveler,” after visiting a mind blowing 10 countries!

Less weirdos than Tinder but more douches in exchange.

Claire: I’m going on a Bumble date tonight with a tech entrepreneur. So excited.
Lea: But is it a company of 1 employee/himself? Maybe I should update mine to “Founder of Self”

by TooBusyNexting November 22, 2018

bumble foot

Bumble foot is an ailment common in older guineapigs that occurs when the foot pad becomes infected with a bacteria or fungus and swells causing the animal pain, a grossly swollen foot, a club foot with nails bent sideways, and a slow death from blood poisoning (sepsis) in advanced stages. Cage flooring and wet bedding are usual causes for the intial onset; treatment options are very limited usually without success. Bumble foot causes the animal to bumble (walk akwardly) when walking. This condition could also descibe humans or other animals with a similar condition.

My guinea pig, Sakura Chan, at age six developed bumble foot, but lived nearly a year after developing the condition; poor baby, I miss her.

by Dr. Tanuki June 12, 2007

bumblefuck

the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as East Jesus, Gimby, Good God, etc.

"He lives out in Bumblefuck"

by stuckhere October 6, 2003

Donut Bumber

The act of punching and penetrating a persons ass hole in one motion.

Josh if you don't stop killing me I will donut bumber your ass.

by Bumber January 12, 2008