Buffoon

Boris Johnson

The new PM Is a Buffoon...!

by Jeremy Hunt July 23, 2019

fuck buffoon

An utterly stupid person

'He dumped you??.....what an utter fuck buffoon'

by SAMEZ MUM! December 30, 2015

bigfoot

A fairly obscure slang term, used mainly in Alabama, for marijuana, or for the state of being extremely "stoned." To "hunt Bigfoot" is to smoke marijuana. To "catch Bigfoot" is to become extremely "stoned." Named after the mythical creature for a few reasons:
- The mythical creature is said to live in the American northwest and / or western provinces of Canada such as B.C., which is known for its high-quality marijuana.
- The phrase could also be a pun on "skunk ape," another nickname for the mythical creature.
- According to some skeptics, one would have to be on drugs to encounter the mythical creature.

"I've got a bag of Bigfoot in the car."
"Come over later, and we'll hunt some Bigfoot."
"Pass the chips; I've definitely caught Bigfoot. In fact, I think he's giving me a piggy-back ride."

by Frank213 July 21, 2008

Buffoon

A mix between a baboon, buffalo and possibly a muffin.

Mary: You know, I think a buffoon is a mix of a baboon and a buffalo. Oh! And a muffin too!
Ed: You're crazy

by EddyMJ3189 June 22, 2006

Texas Bigfoot

While having intercourse, one takes a dump on the others chest and steps in it, representing a foot print, and the shit like dirt. It also has to do with the legend of Bigfoot, which has attempted to be proven by either photos or footprints.

"So what happened with you and Mandy last night?"

"We went back to her apartment and i gave her a Texas Bigfoot!"

by MjolnirXVII July 27, 2009

Bigfoot

A kick-ass person who wears shoes above a twelve and has big socks. also: a person who doesn't give a damn and wants to one day be the coolest person ever

Jeff: "I want to rule the world!"
Brandon: "Then your a bigfoot!"

by Bigfoot7340 December 10, 2006

Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 23, 2009