Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.
random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.
by shortyjordy January 15, 2009
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buffet mode

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
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buffet burps

Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.
Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea

Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room
by Ehmm Ayche February 12, 2009
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Clunge Buffet

When one feasts on a womans fanny in an oral manner
Tank couldn't wait to get home from the game so he could have a Clunge Buffet
by Chelsea4Life November 12, 2009
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Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.
Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...
by Steagles June 06, 2006
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buffet jenga

The feat of going to a buffet and on each trip managing to arrange your food into a enormous mountain as to make as few trips as you can but still making sure your trip to the buffet will require buffet pants
"Damn, bruh, I didn't think it was possible to get EVERYTHING they had on one plate, you're a buffet jenga king!"
by My2Gunz March 08, 2013
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