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Bromance

A close relationship between two or more males without any sexual contact...not to be confused with been gay
Dude: Why are you always hanging with the guy, are you two gay?
Other Dude: Screw you, its just bromance
by KobieLodie August 26, 2010
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Bromance

A relationship between two guys that is so strong that they do everything together. They can finish each others sentences and know what the other is thinking, nothing is kept secret. They are basically the same person. Although they may seem like a gay couple they aren't. They both like girls and do not mind sharing each others girlfriends with each other. Most guys in a bromance do not mind seeing each other naked and plan on sharing girlfriends in hot steamy foursomes. They also have a best friend handshake with a green shirt. Bromances start in high school (usually senior year on the tennis courts) and last for the rest of their lives. Nothing can stop a bromance and once one happens it is irreversible. The phrase "bromance no matter what life has to throw at them" applies and everyone knows that they are awesome. Bromance before Romance.
Robby and Zach are best friends, some may say they have a bromance
by ericrushton47 May 17, 2011
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bromance

when two guys have a very close bond, to the point where they act like a couple, except that they are both straight. Signs of a bromance include, but are not limited to: knowing what the other is thinking, hanging out 27/7, hugging, extensive high-fiving, and sharing clothes. Some famous examples include Sherlock Holmes and Watson, and Captain Kirk and Spock.
You never see one of those guys without the other. They have such an epic bromance!
by Bill McFishinator March 21, 2011
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bromancaphobic

Afraid that your pal will start a bromance.
Tony is a bromancaphobic because he is avoiding his close friend Gary so they do not get too close.
by Antononymous July 3, 2009
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bromantic

Something that allows for slight homosexuality between good bros. Such as bro-spooning, dinner and a movie, or heavy bro play fighting.
Bro 1: "I had a great time last night, man. It was really bromantic."
Bro 2: "Me too bro, I enjoy spending time with you, no homo."
by broliver April 28, 2015
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Bromance

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A strictly non-sexual relationship between two completely heterosexual men that are close and enjoy eachothers company but still enjoy the company of women.
Sean and Toby's girlfriends were impressed about the closeness of the bromance between their two boyfriends... but more impressed with their manliness
by dderr345 June 10, 2010
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bromando

a take on the traditional commando, however a bromando collects information on everything related to bro's, ie wheeling brawds, party spots, etc. a bromando is a great friend and valued team member, hes the guy to tell you another bro is trying to wheel your brawd, or someones is talking trash, or even if that girl across the room is DTF.

Note the difference between a bromando and just a snakey individual. a bromando is completely loyal to your company who gives you valuable information, while a snakey bastard will spread disinformation in a minute. Cameron Beattie is the living definition of a Bromando.
" yo man john over ther was tellin that brawd ur wheelin that ura huge d-bag " " omg man thanks, im gunna fuckin crush him! " - very bromando-ish

"hey 175 hearthridge party!!" - bromando

" man that girl you THINK is in to you, she's one crazy mofo, praises the bible every day.." - somthing a bromando would report

"alex is talkin shit man, dont trust that guy hes nawta bro."-classic bromando
by GEDASOROUS REX March 28, 2010
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