Breastie Boys

A former boyband that sang music about porn.
Their biggest hit was Fuck For Your Right.

Ben: Fuck For Your Right was such an epic song.
Gregory: By the Breastie Boys.
Ben: Yeah.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.

Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.

by BaconSauce August 29, 2010

bedtime heroe

associated with wet dream, dream of this person, have wet dreams everytime

dude my bedtime heroe is bruce willis

by savannah anatomy January 28, 2007

Pumpkin Bedtime

The early bedtime observed by exemplary white guys in order to avoid "pumkinfication" and other undesirable consequences (e.g. fistapalooza)

Sax Mhaffer's pumpkin bedtime is 11:30pm.

by Julian_Chanco June 23, 2011

Bedtime story

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.

When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.

by Lotsolols June 7, 2018

beantime

time spent with precious bean

I NEED BEANTIME!!!

by etheletter April 3, 2020

Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.

Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009