Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

Braingle

A medical condition in which your brain "dangles" in your skull. The symptoms of a braingle include long, drawn out stories that don't ever really come to a conclusion. They just ... fade out and lose people.

Tom told me this really long story the other day... The story just went on and on and it was such an obvious braingle that I had to just walk away.

by Shopwrecker April 15, 2009

bradding it

from the legendary character Brad Goss, a certified drunky and stoner supreme.

def: to consume or ingest various intoxicants on a night predetermined to be a school night, or a night before some type of responsibility.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"I've got some Rossi and a blunt, you know, bradding it."
"Kick ass man."

by Dallenbear December 14, 2008

tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

by olered February 27, 2017

panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).

i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.

by dhr46 June 12, 2011

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this is what happens when you drag the google logo image into the search bar

if your looking this up on urban dictionary your extreamly bored

ima go look up google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png
on urban dictionary becuase im bored

by sniper nate November 2, 2020

Bradding

-A verb
-The action of always having beautiful women sleeping in your bed, without intercourse.

My room mate has been bradding since we got here.

by The other room mate June 12, 2016