Bjorn Borg

A cat, the slayer of worlds, shitter of beds, mewer of meows, the end of all.

Why did you shit on my bed?
Bjorn Borg: *You know why mortal"

by alanregistered December 25, 2022

wardo's borg

Wardo's borg juice is a borg made with cherry vodka, 7-up, grenadine, and lime juice. Tastes absolutely delicious and will get you fucked up. Usually drunken with 2-8 people.

Frank: yo, have you tried wardo's borg juice
Peggy: yea, the borg was amazing and I'm lowkey buzzin

by jmoney6921 October 17, 2022

KRAAAG!!!borg

See KRAAAG!!!

That, only a cyborg.

KRAAAG!!!borg: *Beep*KRAAAG!!!*Beep*

Anyone: Holy crap, it's a KRAAAG!!!borg! Get back in the car!

by Bov March 17, 2008

Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.

Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!

by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006

International Borg Day (April 15th)

Every year on April 15th, is International Borg Day. Gather all your friends and prepare to get hammered with Half a gallon of water and the other half gallon of vodka with any flavoring of your choice!

International Borg Day (April 15th) is the perfect day to get absolutely hammered with an excuse. You will get drunk if you make a borg no matter what time of day it is.

by WeGetHammeredEveryday April 15, 2021

Rexutus of Borg

An all powerful being, usually of Bristolian/Armenian descent exiled to the wilds of Cornwall. Regularly spotted in assorted drinking establishments.

Dude, I just fell in love with Rexutus of Borg.

by Spaffwald September 9, 2003

Photo Copy Borg

A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.

A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'
A: Yellow please.
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.

by blue paper forever November 19, 2006