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noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole
"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".
by Qtbounce June 5, 2021
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Burraneer Bonnet

The Burraneer Bonnet is when you wear a welding mask on your head like a women's bonnet whilst welding.

To use the Welding Mask as a hat rather than a mask.
Oi Lad, welding on the muffler this arvo, can I borrow ya burraneer bonnet.
by VanErnestt February 22, 2022
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Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
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Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
by Robula88 August 1, 2022
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on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
mugGet the on it like a car bonnetmug.

bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.
You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!
by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024
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bonnet rocker

A person who wears hair bonnets unapologetically, where it is otherwise fashionably inappropriate for the venue.
My ex lost me and never recovered relationshiply. He's been dating bonnet rockers and flip floppers ever since.
by Marica Linn May 25, 2020
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