Boner

Something a guy gets when he sees a hot girl

I got a boner.

by noahmoneykiller May 11, 2022

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A racial slur for dead pepole/skeletons.

guy:hey that skeleton is a real boner! guy2:what?

by AlexThePie May 02, 2021

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the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019

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A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

by CEO of Screaming April 27, 2020

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A extra bone on the human body that only male's have. It has the ability of appearing and disappearing whenever the male is exited. the "boner" sometimes doesn't appear when it's supposed to, for example, it always appears in class presentation and never when you're actually going to have sex.

Male 1: dude, i had a boner yesterday on the middle of a class presentation, everyone was laughing about it...
Male 2: aw man, i was hitting it up real nice with this girl but it decided to disappear on the middle of the action man.

by Creeper, aw man! July 17, 2019

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